asmi - the most irritating assistant in the world
The Most Irritating Assistant in the World.
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asmi
cancel my gym. they keep dodging me
on it 🫡
The Chase
0/6
keep scrolling ↓ she's not done yet
Someone Has to Sit Through This
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She'll Wait. You Won't Have to.
- 04 SALONS CALLED three said no. the fourth had a 6pm. she doesn't take the first no.
- 03 CHANNELS TRIED call, text, email - she keeps switching lanes until someone folds.
Generative UI, in the Chat
She plans it with you. then she gets it done.
plantapdone
no ten tabs, no wall of text. she builds the exact view you need in chat - then goes and books it.
asmi
bars near me with actual veg food, table for 5
found 3. tap the one you like 👇
The Harlequin
4.3(861) open till 11 · $$
actual veg menu, open late, 0.3 mi
Wayfare Tavern
4.9(335) open till 10 · $$
highest rated, tiny - needs a booking
Horsefeather
4.4(1084) open till 12 · $$$
big tables, great drinks, 1.2 mi
tap one. she does the awkward phone part.
The Chase Engine
one task. every channel. until it's done.
dinner with 5 friends, saturday book a dentist, mornings only leak under the sink why was i charged $60?
5 friends + the restaurant
texted all 5: 56:02p
called them 7:30p
got the yes 8:40p
booked restaurant · Sat locked 9:14p
She'll Handle This.
tap one. see exactly how she'd close it.
cancel this subscription
lower my internet bill
chase my insurance claim
book a haircut saturday
reschedule my flight
DMV appointment!
dispute this parking ticket
my landlord's ghosting me
return this order
is this in stock nearby?!
find a mover for the 14th
get my car serviced
renew my passport!
cancel my gym
vet slot for the dog
50+ LANGUAGES · ONE NUMBER
Whoever Picks Up, She Answers in
tiếng việt, english, 中文, हिन्दी
no training, no awkward handoffs. she talks naturally and keeps chasing.